Jesse Jackson uncovers millions of WMDs in Iraq!

In a recent speech, the good reverend beleaguered president Bush for worrying about Iraq when "weapons of mass destruction" such as AK-47s were once again legal on the streets of America. Now, disregarding the common misconceptions about the now expired "assault weapons ban," we can concentrate on the good news. As evidenced by news footage and a general knowledge of military arms of the world, we can finally rest easy knowing that our troops have found and destroyed many thousands of WMDs in Iraq, as the AK-47 was the standard issue arm for Saddam's forces, not to mention the WMD's still in the hands of the militant rebels (and the new Iraqi police force for that matter). Thank you JJ for shedding new light on what was thought to be the weak link in Iraq policy!