I've Learned Someting

Since I began riding a motorcycle most of the time, I've learned a couple of things I never knew before.

1. I believe over 50% of the population of the Oklahoma City area has a spouse / mom / sister who is a trauma / ER nurse.

2. None of the above (or their spouse / brother / son) are very original.

I came to this less than scientific conclusion by noting the number of times over the last month I have heard something similar to:

{person who waits for a group to say this in front of} "You know...my {mom / wife / sister / gay lover} is a trauma nurse. Do you know what (s)he calls motorcycles?

{me} Let me guess...

{future comedian} MURDER (or donor) CYCLES bwahahaha! Get it? Get it?

{me} Yeah, I get it. I'm going to die, and you're an unoriginal bastard. Argh.

I'm just sayin'.